If elected, Pixel Moose promises to:
01. Be president
02. Grind up Human carcasses and sell them in Tesco
03. Rename Tesco Moosco
04. Rename Walmart Moosemart
05. Rename Moscow, Moosecow, or Mosmoose
06. Eat all dangerous Bushes, including George jr. and sr.
07. Nuke the Rainforests, just because I can
08. Shut down all Cattle Farms
09. Become the DA mascot
10. Make 24 hour drinking compulsory
11. Legalise Murder
12. Replace the name Moses with Mooses, especially in the bible
13. Reproduce by Mitosis
14. Wash daily
15. Outlaw burns, chinese or otherwise
16. Bring back the Sex Pistols
17. Ban pixel art (to destroy the competition)
18. Release a death warrant for the following: Dark-Lord28, Santa, The Easter Bunny, All Leprechaun's, big and small, Bob Geldof, Anyone who has ever worked as a telesalesman, and of course, you.
19. Finish this list
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`anmari has been spreading her infectious positivity throughout our community for over 6 years. Throughout this time Ana has been at the core of all things devious, passionately developing an eclectic gallery, helping organise devmeets, participating in chat events and also recently completed dedicating her time as a Community Volunteer. We are absolutely delighted to bestow the Deviousness Award for May 2013 to `anmari, congratulations! Read More
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